Yet Even More Spam

The Spammers are at it again! Grrrr. When am I gonna get rid of these clowns?!!

Here is the latest.

Dear Friend,

I am a Solicitor resident and practicing in LONDON UK and I am using this
correspondence to urgently seek
and request your assistance and cooperation in a
sensitive but highly beneficial financial arrangement. An important
client of mine whose details and person I cannot release at this point
has implored me to contact a reliable and trustworthy partner overseas
to urgently receive and handle funds total SEVENTEEN MILLION,EIGHT HUNDRED
THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS(US$17.8M)in CASH presently in a
consignment,lodged in a security/finance outfit overseas.
Due to my client inability to travel out of his country
presently and the fact that he continues to accumulate huge debts
daily as long as this consignment remains in the security/finance company.

we need an associate and partner to proceed as soon as
possible to receive this funds for investment purpose as shall be instructed
by my client. We have agreed in principle to give twenty-Five percent (25%) of
the total sum to whom ever shall handle this funds for us while the remaining
sixty-five percent (65%)shall be for my client and ten-percent (10%) for me as
the attorney. As soon as you are ready to proceed to receive this cash on our
behalf we shall furnish you with the details and information you will need to
accomplish this task.

Please be rest assured that this arrangement is absolutely risk
free And cannot implicate you in any way. However I implore you to
handle this matter with urgency and utmost confidence even if you do
not intend to execute the project for us. Whatever the case,
please acknowledge receipt of this mail via my e-mail address If your
response is positive we shall proceed immediately without any
delay.

Thank you in anticipation of your cooperation and hoping to hear
from you soonest.

Yours sincerely,

Barrister, Campbell Jones(LLB).

Wow....at least the guy ADMITS he is a solicitor. That's more than I get from most spammers.